I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt that somehow I flushed my basket of lotions and potions down the toilet. What the hell? The worst is I flushed down my Origins skin-firming anti-aging cream.
Seriously. What a dumb dream. How transparent, about losing my youth.
But in the dream, after I got over my amazement that a basket full of bottles of lotion successfully went down the toilet — a toilet so persnickety that my 3-year-old regularly clogs it with his own waste — my next thought was “Shit! My anti-aging cream! That shit is expensive!”
So this morning I made sure to put on a generous amount. In case it was feeling lonely and was reminding me in my dream to pay attention to it. Plus, I turn 37 next month, so you know, I need to take this crap seriously.
In other news, taper madness!